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This is a portal unlike that which you have ever seen before.



This is not, as Ask Jeeves® defines: "A Web site or service that offers a broad array of resources and services, such as e-mail, forums, search engines, and on-line shopping malls". Instead, it is a portal into the (often quite twisted) minds of the developers here at Deep Sky Technologies. Your official warning: Nothing here is profane or illegal or something (anyway, marc really sucks) your mother would ban you from looking at. However, you may be offended, especially if you are related to any chickens. That's because there are two types of chickens: Bad Chickens, and ...well... everybody else.

This is a picture of the chickens that fall into the "everybody else" category:



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The Family section introduces all of the people here at Deep Sky and catalogs some interesting anecdotes, records, and other miscellaneous information. Nerd Humor is a collection of jokes, stories, and quotes which we think you will find amusing (to say the least). In the Poetry area we explore the more...scientific... side of this expressive literary art. The Daily Tip will be sure to please all you not-so-bad chickens. We'll present information on how to amaze (and often annoy) your family, friends, and that arrogant co-worker who always talks down to you. Finally, visit our Links page to see not only some sites that we deem worthy of your not-so-bad-chicken eyes, but also some sites that we call "Not So Good, Eh?" This said, have fun and be safe and perhaps if you make an addiction out of visiting this site you too can become a bad chicken.

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