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An Open Letter from Florida to the rest of the country:
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OK, here's the deal.  We here in Florida have all gotten together and
decided to hold the rest of the country hostage with these here election
results until you come and take your parents back home with you!  That's
right, we're tired of hearing how good it was back home and how beautiful
your children are.  We can't stand it any longer!  And where did they learn
to DRIVE?????  We're running out of Depends down here and it's gonna get
messy.  You want a president...WE want the speed limit over 20 mph.....Is
it a deal?  George W, you listening?  How about you, Mr. Gore?  Ya gettin
this?  We need a break, and quit sending the Canadians down here, too!  We
mean it, we're not lettin the results out, we'll stall with lawsuits and
claim ballot fraud.  Anything until you come and take the old devils outta
here!
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