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	<TD ALIGN="CENTER"><h1>Bertrand Lui</h1></TD>
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	<TD ALIGN="CENTER">aka Mr. I'm-Too-Good-To-Act-Like-Your-Friend</TD>
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<font size="+2">Bertrand is gone! He's off to better things, but his memory lives on</font>
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		This is Bertrand's second summer as an intern at <a href="http://www.deepskytech.com">Deep Sky Technologies</a>.  Like Marc, he 
		was discovered at the local science fair, where he exhibited not only a mastery of 
		computers but also a firm understanding of advanced math.  Frankly, Bertrand is a 
		God.<BR>
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		Because of his status as "Master of the Universe," we have given him such advanced tasks 
		as making sure the fridge has Mountain Dew in it, keeping a CD in the sound system, and 
		reformatting dirty HTML.  When he's not participating in "advanced internship opportunities" 
		Bertrand often works with JavaScript and AppleScript, creating custom code for various 
		Deep Sky projects.<BR>
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		Not only has Bertrand played piano for 11 years, but he also enjoys singing along (with poor 
		intonation) to his sizeable Korn, Limp Bizkit, and Eminem collections.  Bertrand swims 
		with the St. Edwards School swim team.  He is going into the 12th grade.
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	<TD><IMG SRC="/images/abercrombie.jpg" ALT="Abercrombie and Fitch Shirt" WIDTH="301" HEIGHT="250" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" BORDER="0"></TD>
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	<TD><a href="/images/lui316.jpg"><IMG SRC="/images/small_lui316.jpg" ALT="Lui 3:16" WIDTH="69" HEIGHT="63" HSPACE="6" VSPACE="0" BORDER="0"></a></TD>
	<TD><a href="/images/lui316.jpg">Check out the newest in Bertrand's "I am God" art series!</a></TD>
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		<FONT SIZE="+3">B</font>ad 
		<FONT SIZE="+3">C</FONT>hicken 
		<FONT SIZE="+3">Q</FONT>uickStats</font>
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	<TD>Age</TD>
	<TD>16</TD>
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	<TD>Species:</TD>
	<TD>Jovibarba Heuffelii Migrus (Small/Puny Chicken)</TD>
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	<TD>Favorite Work Snack</TD>
	<TD>Warheads<SUP>&reg;</SUP> Sour Candies</TD>
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	<TD>What he does when he's at work...<BR>But not working</TD>
	<TD>Puts in another Korn CD and turns up the volume</TD>
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	<TD>Music most often played</TD>
	<TD>Korn, Limp Bizkit, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Rob Zombie</TD>
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	<TD>Favorite Drinks</TD>
	<TD>Mountain Dew, Coca-Cola</TD>
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	<TD>Most frequent yet pitiful saying</TD>
	<TD>"I don't understand..."</TD>
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	<TD>What he orders when<BR>Taco Bell is for lunch</TD>
	<TD>"I don't like Toxic Hell"</TD>
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	<TD>Quake3 Name</TD>
	<TD>BLui<IMG SRC="/images/q_blui.gif" ALT="Quake Face" WIDTH="64" HEIGHT="66" HSPACE="15" VSPACE="0" BORDER="0" ALIGN="MIDDLE"></TD>
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	<TD><a href="/records.html">Records Held</a></TD>
	<TD>Most Trendily Dressed, Biggest Mama's Boy, Most Annoying AppleScripts</TD>
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	<TD>E-Mail Address</TD>
	<TD><a href="mailto:blui@deepskytech.com">blui@deepskytech.com</a></TD>
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