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[As long as we were talking about that sheepish grin on Keith's face . . .]

Do you know how to tell what clan a scotsman is from if you don't recognise his tartan?

You reach under his kilt - if there are two quarter pounders, he's from the McDonald Clan.

Do you know why scotsmen wear kilts?

The sound of zippers scare sheep.

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