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Cats

No relation to the musical Cats


Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon is a sweet cat, but not much of a bad chicken. She is declawed and thus has no defenses against the forces of Sigma, Spazebo, or Tau. Recently, Epsilon developed a sense of courage and has taken it upon herself to roar in fury when attacked by a claw-brandishing foe.

Favorite Hiding Place: Under the futon
What to do at
snacktime:
Hide under the futon
Plan of action
when attacked:
Run to the futon and hide


Sigma Sigma Because Sigma refuses to be potty-trained, he lives a sad, listless life on the porch. We all love Sigma because he is friendly and affectionate. Thus, the fact that he yellows all things in his path greatly saddens us. Oh well. Some day Sigma will roam free throughout the realm of Deep Sky Technologies, not burdened by the weight of his bladder. Until then, we all just visit him outside every now and then.

Most frequent sources
of entertainment:
Chasing shadows, napping
What to do at
snacktime:
Meow pitifully until someone
realizes there's a cat on the porch
Plan of action
when attacked:
n/a - everybody and everything loves Sigma


Spazebo Spazebo Spazebo currently holds the Deep Sky record for "Largest Proportion of Fat to Total Mass." This sizeable feline has quite a personality as well, though from time to time she is known to leave some skid marks on people's pants (see Rob's page). Spazebo does not deserve a Greek letter for her name because she does not conform to even the least-rigorous standards for fitness. Spazebo has sadly left the chicken koop, but has not wandered far! She is currently living happily with Jim.

Most frequent sources
of entertainment:
Eating, sleeping, attacking Epsilon
What to do at
snacktime:
Eat, beg for more, eat some more
Plan of action
when attacked:
Sit on the attacker

Another image:
Spaszabo's Favorite Location


Tau Tau Tau brings the word "Prissy" to a new height. She is the spoiled brat cat, but we love her anyway - nobody could reject the vivacious green eyes, though filled with disdain for the lower class to which all others belong.

Most frequent sources
of entertainment:
Demanding attention, playing with balls of paper
What to do at
snacktime:
Cut in line because she deserves food first
Plan of action
when attacked:
Violence is above her


Iota Iota The feline species was know for its proud behavior and fearless demeanor. Enter Iota...phrase "fraidy-cat" emerges. But to its respect, Iota is a cute lil' creature full of mischief and curiosity.

Most frequent sources
of entertainment:
Being scared, playing with something, being scared. Oh yeah--being scared.
What to do at
snacktime:
Remain at END of line
Plan of action
when attacked:
RUUUUUUUN!
Most impressive skill: Multiplication

More images:
The Little One in Pictures

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