Epsilon is a sweet cat, but not much of a bad chicken. She is declawed and thus has
no defenses against the forces of Sigma, Spazebo, or Tau. Recently, Epsilon developed
a sense of courage and has taken it upon herself to roar in fury when attacked by a
claw-brandishing foe.
Favorite Hiding Place:
Under the futon
What to do at snacktime:
Hide under the futon
Plan of action when attacked:
Run to the futon and hide
Because Sigma refuses to be potty-trained, he lives a sad, listless life on the porch. We
all love Sigma because he is friendly and affectionate. Thus, the fact that he yellows
all things in his path greatly saddens us. Oh well. Some day Sigma will roam free throughout
the realm of Deep Sky Technologies, not burdened by the weight of his bladder. Until then,
we all just visit him outside every now and then.
Most frequent sources of entertainment:
Chasing shadows, napping
What to do at snacktime:
Meow pitifully until someone realizes there's a cat on the porch
Plan of action when attacked:
n/a - everybody and everything loves Sigma
Spazebo currently holds the Deep Sky record for "Largest Proportion of Fat to Total Mass." This sizeable
feline has quite a personality as well, though from time to time she is known to leave some skid marks on
people's pants (see Rob's page). Spazebo does not deserve a Greek letter for
her name because she does not conform to even the least-rigorous standards for fitness.
Spazebo has sadly left the chicken koop, but has not wandered far! She is currently
living happily with Jim.
Tau brings the word "Prissy" to a new height. She is the spoiled brat cat, but we love her anyway -
nobody could reject the vivacious green eyes, though filled with disdain for the lower class to which
all others belong.
Most frequent sources of entertainment:
Demanding attention, playing with balls of paper
What to do at snacktime:
Cut in line because she deserves food first
Plan of action when attacked:
Violence is above her
The feline species was know for its proud behavior and fearless demeanor. Enter Iota...phrase "fraidy-cat"
emerges. But to its respect, Iota is a cute lil' creature full of mischief and curiosity.
Most frequent sources of entertainment:
Being scared, playing with something, being scared. Oh yeah--being scared.
Epsilon is a sweet cat, but not much of a bad chicken. She is declawed and thus has
no defenses against the forces of Sigma, Spazebo, or Tau. Recently, Epsilon developed
a sense of courage and has taken it upon herself to roar in fury when attacked by a
claw-brandishing foe.
Because Sigma refuses to be potty-trained, he lives a sad, listless life on the porch. We
all love Sigma because he is friendly and affectionate. Thus, the fact that he yellows
all things in his path greatly saddens us. Oh well. Some day Sigma will roam free throughout
the realm of Deep Sky Technologies, not burdened by the weight of his bladder. Until then,
we all just visit him outside every now and then.
Spazebo currently holds the Deep Sky record for "Largest Proportion of Fat to Total Mass." This sizeable
feline has quite a personality as well, though from time to time she is known to leave some skid marks on
people's pants (see 
Tau brings the word "Prissy" to a new height. She is the spoiled brat cat, but we love her anyway -
nobody could reject the vivacious green eyes, though filled with disdain for the lower class to which
all others belong.
The feline species was know for its proud behavior and fearless demeanor. Enter Iota...phrase "fraidy-cat"
emerges. But to its respect, Iota is a cute lil' creature full of mischief and curiosity.