It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.

The management does, however, realize the importance of each individual to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following list.

It's imperative that all employees understand and memorize the code phrase so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.

OLD PHRASE                                             NEW PHRASE

No Fucking Way                                    I'm not certain that's feasable.
You've got to be shitting me                      Really?
Tell someone that gives a fuck                    Perhaps you should check with...
Ask me if I give a fuck                           Of course I'm concerned
It's not my Fucking problem                       I wasn't involved with that project
What the Fuck?                                    Interesting behavior
Why the Fuck didn't they tell me this sooner?     I'll try to schedule that
When the Fuck do they expect me to do this?       Perhaps I can work late
Who the fuck cares?                               Are you sure it's a problem?
He's got his head up his ass                      He's not familiar with the problem
Eat shit                                          You don't say
Eat shit and die                                  Excuse me?
Eat shit and die, Motherfucker                    Excuse me, Sir?
What the Fuck do they want from me?               They weren't happy with it.
Kiss my ass                                       So you'd like my help with it?
This job sucks                                    I love a challenge
Who the hell died and made you boss?              You want me to take care of this?
Blow me!                                          I see