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Steven |
Mary Kaye |
Jim |
Epsilon |
Sigma |
Tau |
Iota
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Matt is gone! He's off to better things, but his memory lives on
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Not enough can be said about God...commonly dubbed "Matt" for convention. Masquerading
as a high school student, Matt was 'discovered' and promptly offered a Summer intership.
When not deeming the fate of the recently departed, Matt likes to remain active. An active
(VERY active) member of the Vero Beach High School Band, Matt plays percussion and helps
out on the leadership team. Matt is the Parlimentarian of the school math team (SHUT UP!), and recently placed
at the state convention on the History of Math test. He has twice earned 4th place at
Connect 4, has eaten more McDonald's hash browns than any member of the school (a whopping 10),
and currently holds the world time record for beating Super Mario Brothers (6 1/2 minutes.)
Matt is also a member of the school's "Masterminds" team, which competes in academic competitions
around the nation. A 1st degree black belt in Karate and 2nd degree black belt in Jiu-Jitsu,
Matt could kick your ass.
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Bad
Chicken
QuickStats
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| Age |
17 |
| Species: |
Jovibarba Heuffelii Migrus (Small/Puny Chicken) |
| Favorite Work Snack |
Computer chips (haha! get it?) |
What he does when he's at work...
But not working |
Never. |
| Music most often played |
Radiohead, Weezer, 80's |
| Favorite Drinks |
Frappuccino, Mountain Dew |
| Most frequent yet pitiful saying |
Matt doesn't talk much. |
What he orders when
Taco Bell is for lunch |
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| Records Held |
Newest employee? |
| E-Mail Address |
msaver@deepskytech.com |
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