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Records



Record Name Proud Holder Explanation
Biggest Mama's Boy Bertrand It's just one of those things. There's always a mama's boy... and he's it. We think this was first noticeable when Mommy started giving him rides to and from work...
Deadliest Fighter of Entropy Mary Kaye One day Mary Kaye mentioned that it seemed as though her goal in life was to fight entropy. It just stuck. Plus, she is pretty good with a broom... and fatal with the vacuum.
Easiest Kill Jim Jim provides plenty of cannon fodder for the rest of the Quake3 players, but it's all good because he enjoys it in a sick sort of way.
Longest String of Expletives Steven We'd reprint it for you, but we're running low on bandwidth.
Loudest Snoring Steven As we said before, his snoring has actually attracted racoons! Anybody who has seen Men in Black: Think of that room with the REALLY big fan/speaker thing in it. That's what Steve's snoring most closely resembles, but it's truly a unique thing.
Marathon Champion Steven Before Quake was in existence, Nyrdyv was spanking his opponents in Marathon. Yes, he was the absolute master. At first, he sucked... but then he practiced and was beating everybody in the office. His title as "master spanker" now often precedes him.
Most Annoying AppleScripts Bertrand One of the projects that Bertrand worked on was an attempt to control other computers using AppleScript. He, of course, plagued Marc by making his computer beep whenever Marc started typing. Naive and gullible, Marc didn't realize this for a long time...
Most Bathroom Breaks Marc Drinks are free and plentiful here at Deep Sky Technologies, and as a result, so are bathroom breaks. Well, at least for the weak bladdered... and the weakest of them all is, surprise, Dickie.
Most Devoted Rob As if we didn't cover this enough on his page, we hear Rob say "Yes, dear" an average of at least 3 times a day... 'nuff said.
Most Impressive String of Expletives Steven Yes, he can certainly cuss up a storm if he wants to. Some day we're going to get a tape recorder and then crash the servers. Then we'll post the results... and promptly have our site banned in 15 countries
Most Profane String of Expletives Guess Who Yep, he did it again. This needs no further explanation
Most Stories Mary Kaye She's been around the longest; seen the most; interacted the most. It goes without saying that she's gonna have more stories! And who gets to hear them? us...
Most Trendily Dressed Bertrand Did you notice that Abercrombie and Fitch shirt on Bertrand's page? Bertrand comes to work every day looking tidy and trendy. When he leaves? On with the Matrix sunglasses. Could he get any cooler?
Mr. Overly Enthusiastic Marc Marc is a bit too happy about his internship. It's not that he worked on the 4th of July. It's not that he's come in at nights to learn and work on things. It's the combination of those two things and the fact that he's come here on weekends as well... nerd...
Quake3 Champion Marc One day Marc innocently mentioned Quake3 as an after-work method of getting back at Bertrand for his annoying AppleScripts. Steve got into it as well, but neither him nor Bertrand have beat Marc yet. Bertrand's coming pretty close though.
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