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<CENTER><H1>You may be a Star Wars redneck if...</H1></CENTER>
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	<LI>You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
	<LI>Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
    <LI>You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
    <LI>At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer colored.
    <LI>You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
    <LI>You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
    <LI>The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
    <LI>Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
    <LI>You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
    <LI>You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
    <LI>Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
    <LI>You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
    <LI>You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
    <LI>You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
    <LI>You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
    <LI>Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a  pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
    <LI>You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
    <LI>You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
    <LI>You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
    <LI>You hear ... "Luke, I am your father...  and your uncle..."
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