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Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?" 
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Tech Support: "Yeah."
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Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
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Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."
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I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that go something like this:
Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"
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Some people even pay for their online services with checks made payable to "The Internet."
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