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<CENTER><H1>Top 10 Bill Clinton Future Plans</H1></CENTER>

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10.Hire relationship counselor; see if he and Monica can give it another shot
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9.Run for Mayor of New York and bring back the hookers!
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8.Just enjoy being a regular U.S. citizen...with round-the-clock Secret Service and a $200,000 severance
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7.Every morning check classifieds for job openings under "Presidents"
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6.Get bitchin' Camaro, cruise around Chappaqua for lonely housewives
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5.Wait till statute of limitations runs out, admit everything
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4.Tell Bush, "No, you take over in 2004," stay President
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3.Same thing he did back in Arkansas -- eat Crisco while watching reruns of "Bonanza"
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2.Call Al Gore, ask for "Lou Zer," hang up
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1.Two words: Temptation Island
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