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<CENTER><H1>Top 10 Headlines During a George W. Bush Presidency</H1></CENTER>

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10."President Streaks Supreme Court"
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9."President Fails In Shoe-Tying Bid" 
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8."President To Nation: 'Do These Non-Prescription Eyeglasses Make Me Look Smarter?'" 
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7."Bush To Hussein: 'I'm Telling My Daddy On You'" 
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6."President Cancels Meeting With Pope After Discovering He's Catholic" 
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5."Bush Remembers Setting Nuclear Football Down At The Mall, Doesn't Know What Happened To It" 
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4."America Under Siege: Day 16 of President's Head Stuck In Banister" 
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3."Even Dumber George Bush III Preparing For 2012 Election" 
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2."President Completes 3 Month 'Goodwill Tour' Of Amsterdam" 
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1."President Trades America For 'Magic Dog'" 
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