A fighter pilot, a pig, and a dog are the survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they find themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there awhile, they get into a ritual of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle. A perfect night for romance! Well, soon that pig started looking better and better to the fighter pilot, so he leaned toward the pig and put his arm around it. The dog became jealous and growled fiercely at the fighter pilot until he removed his arm from the pig. They continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. She was in pretty bad shape when they rescued her, but they slowly nursed her back to good health. When she was well enough they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm gentle breeze, perfect for a night of romance. The fighter pilot started getting 'those' ideas again, so he leaned toward the girl and whispered in her ear, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?ä

A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the island, he discovers that the only other inhabitants on the island are a flock of sheep.

After many months he realized how difficult life is without having a woman by his side. He momentarily considers pleasuring himself with a sheep, but the horror of the thought soon draws him back to his senses.

A few months later, he can take it no more, and starts to stalk a particularly comely sheep. As he is about to do the dastardly deed, however, his dog grabs him by the leg and prevents him from going ahead. After some initial anger, he thanks the dog for keeping him on the straight and narrow.

This pattern continues for some years, when the man is not so much thankful for the hounds's intervention, as downright irritated. Try as he might to sneak off to the sheep whenever his canine friend isn't looking, his faithful friend always hunts him down whenever he approaches the wooly flock.

Then one day, fate intervenes. The man sees a yacht drop anchor in the bay. Soon he sees a very attractive young woman alighting from the yacht and stepping ashore. Soon he is with her introducing himself.

"You're the first man I've seen after months at sea," she coos. "I'll give you anything you want."

Deep inside, the man is beside himself with joy. His prayers have been answered.

"Sure thing," he says, "Will you hold my dog for me?"