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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good bottle of wine they lay down for the night,and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudging his faithful friend, said: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
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Watson said: "I see millions and millions of stars."
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Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
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Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small. Meteorologically, it tells me we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
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Holmes: "Watson, you dickhead. Somebody stole our tent."
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